im 24, i live in the UK, i wish it was the US, i have a black pug called Inky, i can't stop eating turkey dinosaurs.

i am an ex roller derby player, ex Suicide Girl, ex Ultra Vixen, i miss looking like i used to but i prefer eating food.

check out the goodies i make - http://www.etsy.com/shop/Satanikat

Sup bitches.